Dec
9
Like a mama bird feeding a baby bird.
Literally laughed out loud at the extended clip from TLC’s Virgin Diaries where the bride’s dad says he’d “like to be a fly on that wall to see how awkward this is going to be for them because they haven’t been intimate at all.” Just based on how you kiss, EVERYONE at that wedding knew it would be a super-schmawkward night of consummation. As her sister said, “just don’t put your whole face on him.” Truth.
