May 2009
10 posts
Some people shouldn't own pets.
This is Ginger, the dog belonging to washed up former Danity Kane member Aubrey O’Day. O’Day posted this on her blog in response to the Prop 8 decision yesterday. Poor Ginger. This dog better be on suicide watch. The post-its covering her may say “NO on Prop 8” but her eyes definitely say “YES on euthanasia.”
“(310): my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading...”
– From TextsfromLastNight.com
This made me laugh for a good 30 seconds straight.
“(913): omg… punch me in the throat… I am about to lose my mind with my parents.....”
– Texts From Last Night = Amazing. (via crnewton)
(913) is my area code. Overland Park, KS, holla!
Add this to the list of things I will never do.
Uh, so OK, I’m all for masturbation and self-love and whatnot, but I think it’s going too far to host a Masturbate-A-Thon. This happened in San Fran recently, and I just don’t see the appeal of paying money to do something you can do for free in the privacy of your own home. I mean, I can understand shelling out the dough if you think you’ve got a chance of winning the...
Happy birthday, Chanel!
Chanel is the world’s oldest dog, turning 21 (147 in dog years!) today. Chanel is on a very strict diet of boiled chicken and whole-wheat pasta suited to her ancient teeth, and her home is kept at a constant 72 degrees. Those spiffy glasses she’s wearing are for her cataracts. Also, the lovely sweater keeps her bones from feeling so cold. Chanel used to be a red dachshund, but...
Noooooo!
Dear Hollywood,
What the hell is wrong with you? Not only are you filming a movie called Burlesque, which - let’s be honest - is really just Showgirls: The Sequel, but you’ve picked Christina Aguilera to star in it??? Oh good lord. This is going to be like Glitter all over again.
Also, I think the person who came up with the idea to write a script with Xtina in mind (seriously, she...
