Words. Enjoy them.

WHAT

Somebody loves me enough that they bought me The West Wing complete series on DVD for the wedding.

Today, I drink from the keg of glory.

Welp.

Can’t leave school even though it’s 2:30 because we’re on lockdown. Because of this:http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/11157521/

For reference, Highway 98 and Mineral Springs Rd is the closest major intersection to Southern. That is, it’s a 2 minute walk from there to the school. Awesome.

I hope this catches on.

Just read an article that said a girl had “serious labes” instead of using the phrase “has balls” to suggest that she has courage to stand up and speak her mind. LOVE that this twists a usually gendered statement around to suggest that you don’t have to be a man to be powerful. Consider “labes” entered into my vocabulary.

You guysssss

Now that Jenni is engaged, we finally have an excuse to go to David’s Bridal and have her try on the Kate Middleton dress. 

Yeesh.

Good thing this wedding isn’t making me go crazy or anything.

I just wrote a two-page agenda for the bridesmaids and groomsmen. I bet they will be really thrilled while reading it.

June 23 can’t get here soon enough.

Just a quick shout-out

to Jenni and Brian’s couch. Where I have slept a good number of hours in the past two days. This is what happens when a bedtime of 8 pm collides with a now-live-in fiance with a bedtime pushing midnight.

I want KU to win tonight.

For a lot of reasons. The main one being that I don’t want a sourpuss fiance moping about and not wanting to spend time* with me.

But seriously, Kentucky is evil and I would be very happy if they all cried after losing. That’s all I ask for, universe. Cool?

Selection Committee, this is all your fault.

Why do UNC and KU have to play each other in the Elite Eight? It’s your fault that I’m going to have one grumpy boyfriend on Sunday if it goes the Tarheels’ way.

Eep!

Wedding shower, baby shower (they find out the gender today!!!), bachelorette party, wedding rehearsal, wedding DAY plans, lesson planning, Brandon moving in, keeping Zoe alive… SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME.

One of my kids said to me today “Ms. Owens you are involved in too many things.” To which I responded, “I guess I’ll just have to break up with Brandon then.”

My kids think I’m hysterical.

Random

If I can look as cute as Jennifer Garner did while pregnant, I might be OK with the whole kid thing.