Words. Enjoy them.

Jan 25

Ahloveyoujennay asked me last night at 8:50 if I wanted to watch the State of the Union. Silly Jenni, I was asleep at 8. Like a boss. Or….a teacher.

Jan 21

BLERGH.

Totally not afraid to admit that it pisses me off that pregnant women get so much attention. “You’re glowing, you look so beautiful, there is nothing more beautiful than a pregnant woman…” blah blah blah. I think I look pretty good, thanks. And look, not pregnant.

Is it that men think pregnant women look so beautiful because they’re “glowing” with their submission to carry their partner’s spawn? Seriously, I think there’s some kind of biological/evolutionary basis to that.

And the idea of saying “there’s nothing more beautiful and feminine than a pregnant woman” just makes me sad for ALL moms because that means they’ll never be as beautiful or feminine again. Or until their next pregnancy. Or that I, a person who at the moment doesn’t see herself having kids, will never reach that level of “beauty.”

OK, had to get it out. Thanks. I feel better now.

Jan 8

Oh. My. God.

I am a person who yells and screams and cries when I’m mad.

Never have I been so mad that I just don’t even have words.

But now is one of those times. Holy hell, that woman is crazy. I can’t even…..ugh.

Jan 6

Stuck in my head now forever.

“Country Girl (Shake It For Me)” by Luke Bryan

It’s a song we do in Zumba, OK?

Jan 3

rollerderbymama:

W.T.F.

furbyz:

jah-division:

my name is luna enriquez

ay-ell-oh:

look what happens with a love like that.

(via rollerderbymama)

Made me LOL.

(via rollerderbymama)

Jan 2

Of all things I have going on right now,

guess which one I don’t actually want to be doing.

Starts with a “w” and rhymes with “breading.”

Just don’t have the motivation to plan right now. Blergh.

Dec 10

Today’s Checklist.

Manicure? Check.

Pedicure? Check.

Eyebrows plucked? Check.

Brazilian wax? Check.

Already messed up my nail polish? Inevitable.

Feeling so done up it’s ridiculous. And all for Dave and Jess’s wedding, in the hopes of getting laid.

9:45 am ON A SATURDAY

Literally had no idea how to respond when my future father-in-law started a FB chat with me this morning. My initial instinct was to just sign off. Instead we talked awkwardly about next weekend’s wedding. The whole time I sat here by myself saying out loud “THIS IS SO WEIRD THIS IS SO AWKWARD.”

So hey, good morning.